iPhone!!

This is the funniest review I have ever read about a product. This one is about the new Apple iPhone on http://www.cnet.com/:

"This phone does nothing special that we haven't seen so far except look pretty. I was watching landscape movies on a touchscreen phone 5 years ago (P800). If you have ever dated a pretty girl you probably found out they don't do as much, what they do-they don't do well, and they are high maintenance. Yes, all your friends go, wow, she's hot, but ultimately when you need her to pull you out of the shower because you slipped on her oil treatment residue and broke your leg, she can't, because she's too skinny and only ate a salad for lunch...and dinner--probably breakfast too.This phone probably has several problems but everyone is so starstruck they don't notice:

1. Battery life will be a problem-running edge and/or possibly wifi, with a large touch screen will devour the battery (probably why they kept it at 2.5G). My BlackJack comes with a spare out of the box-because Samsung KNOWS one battery won't last for the day-hopefully Apple does the same or begins using Alien technology we are unaware of.

2. It can't replace your current iPod unless you are content with the content of your nano. iTunes through Cingular will certainly cost something extra so keeping your library fresh will be burdensome and it will add to the long-term price of the purchase and you are still carrying around two devices.

3. Get the fingerprint cloth ready because you will be wiping this thing down constantly. Imagine what the screen will look like after playing a game. I could go on but these plus more will certainly be mentioned as we get more specs.Remember these are "previews" and not "reviews".

A phone you don't have in hand can't be a 10 or 9 or 8 or 7 or 5 or 4 or 3 or 2 or 1. It gets the benefit of the doubt for now with a 6. That is, unless all you care about is pretty - if that's how you roll, have fun at the clinic."