Women And Motor Cycles

A strange question popped up in my mind a few days ago, and the question is - "What are the similarities between women and motor cycles?"

Here are some of the answers I have come up with:

• They both look good in red or black.
• They make a lot of noise.
• You can ride both of them.
• They can be high maintenance.
• If you take care of them they make sure that your ride is smooth (no pun intended).
• Mishandling them may land you in a world of hurt (both emotional and physical).
• They both look most beautiful when they are just standing in a corner without indulging in any kind of verbal/noise emanating activity.
• Most of us do not like to share them, but some of us are okay with sharing them with others - on a fairly regular basis.
• Riding them for too long may cause body (back?) pain.
• Sometimes you look at somebody else's and instantly wish that you had theirs.
• If treated well, they both would stay with us for the rest of our lives.